On the shirt, four root vegetables smile in a row: a carrot, a radish, a beet, an onion. Their roots are drawn visible in the…
The String of Lights Around ‘Forced Family Fun’: On the Holiday Slogan That Refuses to Pretend
There is a string of festive lights printed around the words FORCED FAMILY FUN, and the lights are the whole argument. The lettering is red…
The Chihuahua and the Wolf: What ‘I Got That Dog in Me’ Gets Right About Ambition
On a cream shirt, the words I GOT THAT DOG sit above IN ME in a blocky, slightly retro face. Between them, a small tan…
The Warning Label We Actually Need: Reading ‘Not Friendly Do Not Touch’
On the front of the shirt, in the flat, unarguable register of industrial signage, sit the words NOT FRIENDLY DO NOT TOUCH. Above them hangs…
The Ball at the Bottom: What ‘I Had Potential’ Gets Right About Rest
On a white shirt, the words I HAD POTENTIAL sit in capital letters above a curved white ramp. A dashed empty circle rests on the…