On a cream background, the words I GOT THAT DOG sit above IN ME. Between them, a small tan cartoon chihuahua stands in red boxing…
The Warning Label We Actually Need: Reading ‘Not Friendly Do Not Touch’
Across the chest, in the flat, unarguable lettering of a hazard placard: NOT FRIENDLY DO NOT TOUCH. Above the words, a yellow caution triangle. Inside…
The Ball at the Bottom: What ‘I Had Potential’ Gets Right About Rest
On a white shirt, the words I HAD POTENTIAL sit in capital letters above a curved white ramp. At the upper left ledge of that…
The 1000 Pound Club Shirt: A Milestone That Doesn’t Ask You to Log It
On a dark shirt, a large 1000 sits above the words POUND CLUB, with a light weightlifting graphic beneath or beside the text. That is…
The Period After ‘Meh’: On the Quiet Authority of a Four-Letter Shirt
On a dark shirt, centered, in very small lowercase letters, the word meh. sits with a period at the end. That is the whole design….